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24 Funny Retirement Gifts Sure to Earn a Chuckle

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Retirement is for spending free time having fun and enjoying family life. So spoil the retirees you love with any of our retirement gift ideas.

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RETIREMENT GAG GIFTS FOR FRIENDS
Retirement Business Cards

If you're looking for a retirement gift that will have your friends and family in stitches, look no further than Offensive Business Cards by ThisIsWhyImBroke. These hilarious cards are perfect for anyone looking to give their colleagues and loved ones a good laugh as they retire. It's great for poking fun now that they can say, "work is not my problem."

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BEST GIFT FOR RETIREES
Gagster "Over The Hill" Hearing Enhancer

Look no further than the Gagster "Over The Hill" Hearing Enhancer ear horn if you're looking for a funny retirement gift. This hilarious party favor is perfect for anyone looking to have a little fun and joke around on their big day. It comes in multiple colors to choose the perfect one for the retiree in your life.

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PERSONALIZED GIFT FOR GOLFERS
Personalized Golfer Flask Leather Flask

Look no further than this personalized "more wine" golfer flask if you're in the market for a unique and funny retirement gift! The joke "magic putting juice" leather flask is perfect for the golfer in your life. It's sure to cause a laugh to a wine-loving retiree every time they have a drink.

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GREAT FOR BARBECUES
L-Bulice 5-in-1 BBQ Grill Set

If you're looking for a great gift for the grill master in your life, look no further than the L-Bulice 5-in-1 BBQ Grill Tools Set Barbecue Accessories! This set comes with all the tools you need to make the perfect barbecue, including a spatula, tongs, fork, basting brush, and a knife.

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BEST PERSONALIZED GIFT
Printed Memories Photo Book

Celebrate the retiree you love with a personalized tribute to their life. Uploading photos is super easy - connect to social media or upload through your device's gallery in seconds. Include pictures of them at their old job or images of memories of their other milestones. Pull in dates and captions from social media and experiment with customizable options to create the perfect retirement gift.

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FUNNY GIFT FOR LOVED ONES
Accoutrements Emergency Underpants

If you're looking for a joke retirement gift, you can't go wrong with Accoutrements Emergency Underpants. These are a great way to make your loved one laugh on their special day. Plus, they'll come in handy in case of any unexpected emergencies.

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BEST GIFT FOR A NEW RETIREE
I'm Retired, Go Around Me Bumper Sticker

Look no further than this bumper sticker if you're looking for a retirement gag gift for an old person. It's a great way to tell everyone that you're retired, and they should go around you. The sticker is made of durable vinyl and is weatherproof, so that you can use it indoors or outdoors.

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FUNNY RETIREMENT GAG GIFTS FOR COFFEE LOVERS
Senior's Texting Code Ceramic Coffee Mug

If you're looking for funny retirement gag gifts, look no further than the Retirement Mug Senior's Texting Code Office Humor 11oz Ceramic Coffee Mug White. This mug is perfect for anyone who likes a good laugh, and it's sure to put a smile on your retiree's face.

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GAG GIFT FOR SENIORS
Memory Mints for Senior Moments

If you're looking for a funny retirement gift, look no further than these Memory Mints for Senior Moments. These tasty treats come in a fun gag tin that will have your friend or loved one laughing at the retirement home.

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BEST FOR COOKS
Retirement Apron for Kitchen

If you're looking for a funny retirement gift, look no further than the Retirement Apron for Kitchen! This two-pocket apron is perfect for the retiree who loves to cook and is sure to bring a smile to their face. The high-quality fabric is durable and machine-washable, making it a great addition to any kitchen.

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UNIQUE GIFT FOR GRANDPA
Senior Citizen Personalized Certificate

If you're looking for a funny retirement gift that is also unique, then this Senior Citizen Award is perfect! It comes with a personalized certificate and is customized to make the recipient feel special. The certificate is also a great way to show your appreciation for all their years of hard work.

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RETIREMENT PARTY GIFT
Retired Warning Retirement Signs

If you're looking for a funny retirement gift, look no further than the Retired Warning Sign Retirement Signs Party Going Away Retire. This hilarious sign will let your retiree know that it's time to party hard before leaving the workforce for good. It is made of durable plastic, and this sign is perfect for indoor or outdoor use.

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BEST GOLFER GIFT
Westmon Works Golf Ball Pack

If you're looking for a retirement gag gift, look no further than the Westmon Works Happy Retirement Set of 2 Golf Ball Golfer Gift Pack. This goofy gift set comes with two golf balls with a happy retiree on them and a putter and ball marker. It's the perfect way to show your loved one that you care.

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GIFT IDEAS FOR RESTFUL SLEEP
Forum Novelties Officially Retired Eye Mask

If you're looking for a retirement humorous gift, look no further than the Officially Retired Retirement Party Do Not Disturb Napping Eye Mask. This hilarious eye mask is perfect for anyone looking to take a little nap during their retirement party! With a bright "Do Not Disturb" sign on the front.

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GREAT GAG GIFT
BigMouth Inc 100 Dollar Toilet Paper

If you're looking for a retirement gag gift, look no further than the BigMouth Inc 100 Dollar Money Funny Toilet Paper. This novelty printed toilet tissue is sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face, and at just $10, it's a great value too!

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FOR GARDENING
Sloggers Women's Waterproof Rain Shoe

If you're looking for a stylish and practical gift for a retiree, look no further than the Sloggers Women's Waterproof Rain and Garden Shoe with Comfort Insole. These shoes are perfect for rainy days or gardening, and the comfortable insole ensures that your loved one will be able to enjoy them all day long.

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GIFTS FOR WHISKEY LOVERS
The Legend Has Retired Whiskey Glass

Look no further than The Legend Has Retired Whiskey Glass if you're looking for retirement gag gift ideas for a retired person. This glass is perfect for any person who enjoys a drink and makes a great addition to any home bar. The Legend Has Retired Whiskey Glass is made of high-quality glass and comes in a stylish black box.

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A CLEVER GIFT FOR MUSIC LOVERS
Crosley Cruiser Deluxe Vintage Bluetooth Turntable

The Crosley CR8005D-HB Cruiser Deluxe Vintage 3-Speed Bluetooth Suitcase Turntable is an excellent option if you're in the market for a quality turntable. It has a stylish herringbone design and a built-in Bluetooth receiver, so you can easily stream your music wirelessly.

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GIFTS FOR A RETIRING FRIEND
Callaway Golf Strata Complete Set

The Callaway Golf Men's Strata Complete Set is the perfect gift for any golfer looking to retire by spending time wanting to play golf. The set comes with a driver, 3-wood, 5-hybrid, 7-iron, 9-iron, sand wedge, and putter, and all made with high-quality materials. In addition, the clubs are designed to last a long time.

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BEST GIFTS FOR READERS
Kindle Paperwhite

The Amazon Kindle Paperwhite (previous generation - 2018 release), Waterproof with 2x the Storage, is a perfect gift for any retiree. It has a large storage capacity, making it perfect for storing books, and it's also waterproof, meaning that you can use it in any situation.

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GIFTS FOR A RETIRED MAN
Fitbit Versa 2 Smartwatch

If you're looking for a great fitness smartwatch for a new retiree, the Fitbit Versa 2 is a great option. It comes in black or carbon and has a one-size-fits-all band. It's also waterproof, so you can wear it while swimming.

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PERFECT FOR RETIRING WOMEN
EFYTAL 925 Sterling Silver Compass Necklace

If you're looking for unique retirement gift ideas for a woman, check out the EFYTAL Retirement Gifts for Women, 925 Sterling Silver Compass Necklace. This beautiful necklace features a compass charm on a delicate silver chain. It would make an excellent gift for any woman retiring or moving on to a new chapter in her life.

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GIFTS FOR TEA LOVERS
Working For Wife Coffee Mug

This Retirement Gifts for Men mug is the perfect way to show your appreciation for a well-done job. The mug is white with black text that reads "Retirement Gifts for Men - Gift Coffee Mug Tea Cup" and features an image of a morning coffee cup. The mug is made of ceramic and holds 11 ounces of liquid. It is microwave and dishwasher safe. It is a great gift idea if you know many retirees.

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GAG GIFTS FOR RETIRED LIFE
Officially Retired Tiara

Look no further than the Officially Retired - Retirement Party Set if you're looking for a great gag gift. This hilarious set comes with a banner, buttons, and stickers proclaiming your loved one's newly retired status. The pink and gold color scheme is perfect for any retiree who wants to party in style.

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